The Marches of Green Forester is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Chancellor Emmanuele II with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.178 billion Green Foresterians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Venice. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Green Foresterian economy, worth a remarkable 7,221 trillion Gold Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 231,628 Gold Sovereigns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,141,530 per year while the poor average 2,442, a ratio of 876 to 1.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Green Forester's national animal is the Soaring Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Green Forester is ranked 20,210^th in the world and 1,139^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.